What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 05:59

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.